Monday, November 08, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!

Here's a pretty good grooaaannnn I found in deep in the archives. Enjoy!!!

Monty was tired of being bossed around so he asked the bartender what to do. The bartender said he needed to be assertive. He told Monty exactly what to say when he got home.

When Monty got home he stormed through the door and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! I want you to stop whatever you’re doing and prepare me a gourmet meal with a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” said his wife.

Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

9 comments:

  1. Hattie12:15 PM

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    I hope you are feeling better today, Kay.

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  2. That would have been my guess!

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  3. :-D
    I loved this one. Nyuh hah hah!
    My husband knows better. He lets me think I'm the boss and does as he pleases.

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  4. I can but hope that the funeral director was also a hairdresser.

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  5. I'm snorting with laughter.

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