Monday, October 25, 2010

It's the Halloween Groaner of the Week!!!!

'Tis the season so here are a few good groooaaannnsss for y'all!!!! Enjoy!!!!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite, of course!!!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds.

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.

Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

6 comments:

  1. Kay with jokes like that you could make a killing in the christmas cracker business!

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  2. This is so perfect for Halloween! Thanks so much for the chuckles!

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  3. god....baddest of the bad!!

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  4. god....baddest of the bad!!

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  5. All wonderful ones, Kay. Happy Halloween.

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