Monday, August 03, 2009

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

Be warned!!!! This rather bawdy oldie but moldy will have y'all on the floor!!!! It's so bad I'm almost ashamed to post it but it left me giggling when I was done with a big hearty groooaaannn so I am sharing it in hopes that y'all will giggle and groooaaannn, too!!!!!!!!!

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "I'm sorru, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

And the bartender says . . .

Are y'all ready?????

Are y'all sure???????

"You are now. That was a Barbitchyouate."

(Da Kay runs for cover)

Hsppy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Well Kay, you have now earned the Way to Cheer Up a Monday award. That was brilliant.

    We don't have bears here in London UK but we do have lots of "Barbitchyouates", most of them males.


  2. you can run, but you can't hide....this one is so old, i'd forgotten the punch line!

  3. Kay,

    I'm 80 years old and the first time I heard this one I almost fell out of my crib laughing.....

    Don't even bother running...

  4. Now we know you have no shame:)

  5. But is IS funny.

  6. That was a hoot! Have a good week, kiddo :)

  7. I'm laughing, he's groaning.

  8. I've never heard it before. Bravo Kay!

  9. Anonymous2:58 PM

    'Twas new to me. Thanks! (I'll have to send it to Hunky Husband.)
    Cop Car

  10. I hadn't heard this one before, either, and I loved it!

  11. Well, I hadn't heard it, either, and I loved it!


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