I have a truly excellent gem from the archives that could possibly have y'all on the floor with huge groooaaannnsss that could keep y'all there for a while. It even took me a great deal of will power to keep from falling out of my chair in pain!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. Later, when he went up to the house for supper, he explained this unusual occurrence to his wife:
"It went in one ear and out the udder."
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay
I'll never be able to get off the floor after that one.
ReplyDeleteOh dear Kay! Still a good one!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one :)
ReplyDeleteGood one,Kay.......GROAAAAAAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteI udderly loved this one!
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