The Friday Groaner

Nancy Leitz, who has been a contributor here since The Friday Groaner began sent along a real gem that should give y'all a truly excellent groooaaannn. Enjoy!!!!!

Vowing revenge on his English teacher for making him memorize
William Wordsworth's "Intimations of Immortality,
Warren decided to pour sugar in her gas tank.
However, he inadvertently grabbed a sugar substitute,
so it was actually . . .

. . . Splenda in the Gas.

GROOOOOAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!