Friday, March 27, 2009

The Friday Groaner

My dear friend Susan over at Suzzwords sent me a fabulous list called CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS and it has two dozen of the finest one-liner groaners I've seen in a long time. I'm not going to post all of them at once so you will get multiple truly stellar groooaaannns today and can look forward to more. If you get a chance, stop by her blog and thank her. And, as always, enjoy!!!!!!

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

* I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

* A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class . . . because it was a weapon of math disruption.

GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

  1. Those are stellar!!

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  2. These are hilarious! I love them! Thanks for the smile.

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  3. Oooh they are real groaners Kay!

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  4. You really posted them. You are more brave than I, Kay. If you need blogger protection (like witness protection only without government help) come on down.

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  5. Fun! May I add another for you since I'm from the south where they have such clever song titles? How about "she has freckles on but. she's purty."

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  6. Kay,

    Thanks again for large amusement--very generous of you in your current crabby (you said it) state. Hope spring brings something better.

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  7. Down a mine is an oreful place to be ;-)

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