My dear friend Susan over at Suzzwords sent me a fabulous list called CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS and it has two dozen of the finest one-liner groaners I've seen in a long time. I'm not going to post all of them at once so you will get multiple truly stellar groooaaannns today and can look forward to more. If you get a chance, stop by her blog and thank her. And, as always, enjoy!!!!!!
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
* I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
* A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class . . . because it was a weapon of math disruption.
GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!
Those are stellar!!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! I love them! Thanks for the smile.
ReplyDeleteOooh they are real groaners Kay!
ReplyDeleteYou really posted them. You are more brave than I, Kay. If you need blogger protection (like witness protection only without government help) come on down.
ReplyDeleteFun! May I add another for you since I'm from the south where they have such clever song titles? How about "she has freckles on but. she's purty."
ReplyDeleteKay,
ReplyDeleteThanks again for large amusement--very generous of you in your current crabby (you said it) state. Hope spring brings something better.
Those were great. Thanks
ReplyDeleteDown a mine is an oreful place to be ;-)
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