My dear friend Susan over at Suzzwords sent me a fabulous list called CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS and it has two dozen of the finest one-liner groaners I've seen in a long time. I'm not going to post all of them at once so you will get multiple truly stellar groooaaannns today and can look forward to more. If you get a chance, stop by her blog and thank her. And, as always, enjoy!!!!!!
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
* I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
* A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class . . . because it was a weapon of math disruption.