Sunday, January 18, 2009

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

I dug around the archives looking for a really good groooaaannn on this eve of Obama's Inauguration and I found a gem with a Constitutional flavor. It's pretty old -- you can tell Sarah Palin wasn't governor yet -- but it's too good not to post. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was hunting in the wilds of Alaska and accidentally shot a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger.

A week later, he received a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision.

"As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison", the judge says. "However, it is still a serious error on your part and I intend to deal with you by way of a fine based upon the body weight of the animal and for every one pound of body weight, you will be fined $10".

Consulting his records, the judge finds the weight of the bear, as recorded by the park services, and calls for a calculator. After a minute of two, he calls the hunter to the bench, and gives his judgement; a fine of $9,000.

The representative of the park services jumps to his feet, and approaches the judge. "Your Honour", he says, "With the greatest respect, I believe you’ve made a mistake in your calculations".

"We weighed the animal shortly after it was shot, and it weighed a total of 1000 pounds -- surely, based on that measurement, the fine should be $10,000".

The judge looks at the ranger, and says, "I made a calculation, taking into consideration, the animals’ weight, minus its two front paws". Looking rather confused, the ranger asks, "but why did you not include the front paws in your calculation?"

"Because . . . " the judge replies,


Are y'all ready?


"Every American has the right to bear arms!"


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 comments:

  1. Ouch. I am really groaning.

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  2. Thanks for the smile, Kay. Amazes me how you find these groaners. Cheers me up everytime though.

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  3. That was a good one! :)

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  4. Oh my aching head! Ha Ha!!!

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  5. Nice one, I shall grin and bear it!

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  6. This is a very good groaner.

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