I found this gem in the darkest recesses of the Archives and it's not only a groaner -- it's a multiple groaner!!! It should keep y'all groooaaannning alllllll day, in fact!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
Did y'all hear about the cannibal's cookbook?
It's titled: "How to Better Serve your Fellow Man".
It was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
(The Kay runs like hell and ducks for cover!)
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!
You'd better run for cover. OHMYGOSH!
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It reminds me of the old song Tommy Smothers was singing:
"Soap, soap, soap, soap, soap, soap, soap, soap"
Dicky says
"What are you doing?"
Tommy says
"Trying to sing about eight bars"
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Short, sweet and laughable.
ReplyDeleteYep, I groaned both times.
ReplyDeleteGroaner doesn't cover it! You must have had brothers. It IS funny though. Hope the snow is still pretty; I hope we get some here in DC but NOT Inauguration day!
ReplyDeleteOh, this is a really good one. He He !!!
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ReplyDeleteWhat is it with cannibals lately?? Have you checked my recent post? lol
ReplyDeleteOh yes! This gives me something to 'groan'about the rest of the night. If I had come by earlier, I could have groaned all day (and the rest of the night)! Soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh - no - the groan, yes the laugh.