Alice of My Wintersong always sends me excellent jokes that leave me roaring (sometimes marked NOT FOR THE FRIDAY GROANER) but this one is an excellent one that's almost but not quite a groaner. I guarantee that you will get a hearty laugh or an excellent groooaaannn or both! I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I did!!!!!!!!!
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my twenty-fifth high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes, I do." I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"Oh my God!" cried my wife, "Who would ever think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started . . .
GROOOAAANNNING and laughing soooooooo hard!!!!!!