Friday, November 28, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: I'd really appreciate if y'all would see if you can find some new groaners. Darlene, Nancy and Alice are about the only three contributing and the queue is dwindling. I know y'all enjoy this feature so let's see what we can do to keep it going!!!!! Thanks

It's Friday and I hope y'all had a truly wonderful Turkey Day!!!! You're prolly already groooaaannning from stuffing yourselves so I'm wondering if you can muster a good, hearty groooaaannn for today's offering!! Come on!!!!!!
Today we have a excellent offering from Alice at My Wintersong. It isn't quite a groaner but by the end I was laughing and groooaaannning like hell!!! It's a bit bawdy and definitely irreverent so don't say you weren't warned!!!! Enjoy

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing!"

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.

"You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . that phrase . . . in no time."

"Thank you, father!" the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

13 comments:

  1. A belly laugh from me rather than a groan!

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  2. # Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
    "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."


    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who doubted the existence of Dog?

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  3. LOL - THIS is wonderful! I'll have to pass this on to my Catholic friends. ;)

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  4. Good groaner Kay!! I like Dave's dyslexic agnostic too.

    Kay, I posted a comment at my blog to clear up the Carelton U 2 post

    Hope you have a nice weekend.

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  5. Anonymous2:13 PM

    What a wonderful groaner. Thanks, Kay!
    Cop Car

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  6. I've heard this one before and loved it. Joy of Six has a parrot story on her blog too. Must be the day of the parrot.

    Since we have two parrots, Bob and I aways enjoy the bird jokes. Thank you for sharing this one.

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  7. Bless you for having the guts to put this one up! I still like it!!

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  8. I liked it too, Alice!!! No courage required. I hope we're all adults here and can handle a bit of bawdiness and political incorrectness. (I've heard bawdier ones from men of the cloth!) I don't think any of my gang here are prudes -- and if they are, why are they talking to ME? LOL

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  9. I'll bring the epoxy so he can eat his C-mas dinner that if George is still in 1 piece.

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  10. Anonymous6:35 AM

    I love this

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  11. Anonymous6:35 AM

    I love this

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  12. How do I subscripe to your blog? I'm new @ this

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