A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. Sadly, the woman did not return his feelings despite his trying for months to get her attention. Finally, out of desperation, he visited a group of witches and asked them to create a love potion. They refused him on ethical grounds. They did, however, give him a bottle of small white pellets with the instruction to bury one in her yard at midnight for a month. The man returned five weeks later, elated and thankful. He and his beloved were to marry in two weeks!!!!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh," said one of the witches . . .
(Now sing the punchline!)
"Nothing says loving like something from
the coven . . . and pills buried say it best."