A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. Sadly, the woman did not return his feelings despite his trying for months to get her attention. Finally, out of desperation, he visited a group of witches and asked them to create a love potion. They refused him on ethical grounds. They did, however, give him a bottle of small white pellets with the instruction to bury one in her yard at midnight for a month. The man returned five weeks later, elated and thankful. He and his beloved were to marry in two weeks!!!!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh," said one of the witches . . .
(Now sing the punchline!)
"Nothing says loving like something from
the coven . . . and pills buried say it best."
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!
Kay
Darlene!! No-no-no-no! ;-)(How do you like my Sarah Palin wink?)
ReplyDeleteGroan! A very witchy groan.
ReplyDeleteI LIKE it!!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I am becoming addicted to Kay's puns?
If so, keep them coming.
Bear((( )))
That one was Darlene's, Bear! On Fridays, I just publish 'em. Mondays are my day.
ReplyDeleteKayyyy ...
ReplyDeleteAmy: I just publish them, I don't make 'em up!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHO thinks of these things? LOL I couldn't if I had all day!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Friday!
god...
ReplyDeleteMust be an America-only joke???
ReplyDeleteWould someone explain it to me (here in Germany)?
Eunoia: It is a very American thing. There used to be a commercials for baking supplies (flour, cake mixes, etc.) that had a theme song: "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven and Pillsbury says it best."
ReplyDeletelol Stu! I just looked up 'euonia' and I call your new name misnomenclature!
ReplyDeleteThanks for liking my pun. Of course, like everyone else, I just stole it. I can't take credit for writing it.
ReplyDeleteAnd a fine and witty and wacky group of thieves we are, Darlene! I think the point of any type of joke is for it to be shared. Thank you for sharing the gift of laughter with us.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!
ReplyDeleteYou surely heard my groan coming across the miles. Thanks for the grin!
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So Pillsbury sell baking supplies? I get it now Kay. One of those culturally dependant puns that doesn't travel. I wonder how often I unwittingly do that too?
ReplyDeleteCop Car -- you and everyone else on Mondays and Fridays!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteStu: Most groaners are universal but a few are rooted in our culture. I haven't noticed that you do it but I'm well-read enough that I probably don't notice. A couple of my long-time friends here call me The Almanac because I supply answers to weird questions.
Kay Dennison said...
ReplyDelete"lol Stu! I just looked up 'euonia' and I call your new name misnomenclature!"
It is spelled EUNOIA, Kay, and if you think THAT is a misnomer, just wait until you read my blog on monday (10th) - sunday evening, your time!
This is so baaaaaad ... but so funny. Uh, I wonder if I could get some of those pills, for, uh, you know, experimental purposes only. Hehehehehehe.
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