Thursday, November 06, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darlene Costner of Darlene's Hodgepodge sent along this gem! It's a seriously good groooaaannn!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!

A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. Sadly, the woman did not return his feelings despite his trying for months to get her attention. Finally, out of desperation, he visited a group of witches and asked them to create a love potion. They refused him on ethical grounds. They did, however, give him a bottle of small white pellets with the instruction to bury one in her yard at midnight for a month. The man returned five weeks later, elated and thankful. He and his beloved were to marry in two weeks!!!!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh," said one of the witches . . .

(Now sing the punchline!)

"Nothing says loving like something from
the coven . . . and pills buried say it best."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!



  1. Darlene!! No-no-no-no! ;-)(How do you like my Sarah Palin wink?)

  2. I LIKE it!!
    Does this mean I am becoming addicted to Kay's puns?
    If so, keep them coming.

    Bear((( )))

  3. That one was Darlene's, Bear! On Fridays, I just publish 'em. Mondays are my day.

  4. Amy: I just publish them, I don't make 'em up!!!!

  5. WHO thinks of these things? LOL I couldn't if I had all day!

    Have a great Friday!

  6. Must be an America-only joke???

    Would someone explain it to me (here in Germany)?

  7. Eunoia: It is a very American thing. There used to be a commercials for baking supplies (flour, cake mixes, etc.) that had a theme song: "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven and Pillsbury says it best."

  8. lol Stu! I just looked up 'euonia' and I call your new name misnomenclature!

  9. Thanks for liking my pun. Of course, like everyone else, I just stole it. I can't take credit for writing it.

  10. And a fine and witty and wacky group of thieves we are, Darlene! I think the point of any type of joke is for it to be shared. Thank you for sharing the gift of laughter with us.

  11. Anonymous12:28 AM

    You surely heard my groan coming across the miles. Thanks for the grin!
    Cop Car

  12. So Pillsbury sell baking supplies? I get it now Kay. One of those culturally dependant puns that doesn't travel. I wonder how often I unwittingly do that too?

  13. Cop Car -- you and everyone else on Mondays and Fridays!!! LOL

    Stu: Most groaners are universal but a few are rooted in our culture. I haven't noticed that you do it but I'm well-read enough that I probably don't notice. A couple of my long-time friends here call me The Almanac because I supply answers to weird questions.

  14. Kay Dennison said...

    "lol Stu! I just looked up 'euonia' and I call your new name misnomenclature!"

    It is spelled EUNOIA, Kay, and if you think THAT is a misnomer, just wait until you read my blog on monday (10th) - sunday evening, your time!

  15. This is so baaaaaad ... but so funny. Uh, I wonder if I could get some of those pills, for, uh, you know, experimental purposes only. Hehehehehehe.


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