Monday, September 08, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a dilemma for today's groaner: How do I compete with some of the great stuff we've shared recently? Well, I rummaged through my archives and came up with this oldie but goody! I think (hope) y'all will get a pretty good groooaaannnn from it! Enjoy!!!!

When Noah built his ark, he had two snakes aboard. When the animals were leaving, he said, "Go forth and multiply."

The snakes didn't move.

Noah repeated, "Go forth and multiply!"

The snakes still didn't move.

Noah was yelling by now. "Go forth and multiply!"

"We can't," they answered.

Noah was confused.

"Why not?", he demanded and the snakes replied . . .

"We're adders."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!



  1. And so, to enable them to go forth and multiply, Noah went into the woods with his axe, cut down some trees, and - wait for it -
    built them a table of logs ;-)

  2. Alternatively, Noah could have burst into song with Monty Python´s song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm all right" and/or such similar songs, which are - wait for it -
    Logger-rhythms ;-)

  3. Nancy9:14 AM


    Even when you say you have to reach for the groaners, they are funny........

  4. Yikes! An oldie maybe, but a goodie.

  5. Kay! You've been given The Remarkable Women Bloggers Award. You can pick it up HERE!


  6. Oh, Kay ... GROANNNN ...

  7. You are right!

    Bear((( )))


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