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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly gate. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, 'I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains. "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest to the Rockies.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count,' St. Peter?" St. Peter replied, "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." St. Peter again says, "So be it!" and the second priest disappears.
After a week passes, the computer is finally repaired and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," said St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. Finding the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?? asked the Lord.
(Are you ready for this????????????)
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Newfoundland . . ."