Nancy Leitz, who publishes such great stories at The Elder Storytelling Place and has been contributing here since the beginning, sent these wonderfully funny signs. Y'all should probably be groooaaanning allllllllll morning longggg!!!!!!!!!!
Signs of the Times:
In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."
At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!"
In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."
On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."
On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."
On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."
Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."
At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"
At the tire store: "We skid you not!"
GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
(But the divorce lawyer one scared me! LOL)
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay
These are great! Who thinks up these things?!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you know Nancy would supply these groaners. Good ones Kay.
ReplyDeleteAt Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"
ReplyDeleteBecause I sew, I have to tell you I love this one.
Very clever!
Bear((( )))
I'm with Amy...who DOES think thse things up?? toooo funny!!
ReplyDeleteGreat, Kay :-)
ReplyDeleteBut now go read The Poor Mouth today in his blog at
http://thepoormouth.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-another-rotten-joke.html
Ooh they are real groaners! I love them!
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks!!!! Come back on Modays and Fridays for more!!!
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