A Texan and his girlfriend decided they wanted to see the Northern lights so they drove to the southernmost border of Canada. They parked their car in a field and waited for the lights to start. Soon, the sky lit up with the amazing northern lights.
The man got out of the car to get a better look. He was so excited by the lights that he was jumping up and down in sheer wonder.
His girlfriend just sat in the car reading a magazine. He was simply astonished that she could do that amid such wonder. He asked her, "What's the matter?"
Get ready . . .
"Does the aurora bore ya, Alice?"