Friday, August 01, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

Nancy Leitz, contributor extraordinaire, sent along a goody with a timely theme. I think y'all will get a seriously excellent grooooaaaannnn from it!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!

Did you hear about the professor who was arrested at the airport?

And why was he arrested?

He had a protractor, a compass, and a ruler in his carryon luggage.

AND y'all ask, whatever was the charge?

He was charged with. . .

. . . possessing weapons of math instruction.

GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

Kay

7 comments:

  1. Love it! You know, Homeland Security would probably really confiscate those items!

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  2. Good one Kay!
    Have a great Friday and weekend also.

    Bear((( )))

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  3. TGIF!

    Actually that's pretty funny Kay.

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  4. A groan and a chucke.

    Nancy you are a fountain of jokes and stories. How do you remember them all???

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  5. I'm beginning to have a love/hate attitude towards fridays-----(heh, heh, heh)

    Gary (aka old dude)
    http://threescoreplusten.blogspot.com/

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  6. Yes, and I hear his wife was also detained because she was carrying knitting needles and a large bag of yarn -- they were afraid she would knit an Afghan


    groan on Kay!!

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  7. LOL, Bev!!!!!!!!!! You got that right!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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