Friday, July 25, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

Alice over at My Wintersong has a rather bawdy sense of humor which I enjoy immensely!!!! This groaner that she sent is a real hoot! I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do!

On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'

"Your partner must say ' 1-2-3-4,'" the shaman responded, "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I was the manliest of men.

Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition!

GROOOOOAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

10 comments:

  1. That's funny Kay.

    My answers to the meme will be posted tomorrow.
    I had it finished in Word and didn't save it.
    I went to copy it to Blogger and it disappeared!
    Insert sobbing sounds here.

    Bear((( )))

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  2. Good one Kay! You keep finding them don't you?

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  3. Well, Alice sent this one. Fridays are for y'all. My archives aren't going to be empty for along time. I hope y'all keep 'em coming!!!

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  4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!! (people have been elimnated for less)----good one.

    Gary (aka Old Dude)
    http://threescoreplusten.blogspot.com/

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  5. Ohhhh! This is a real groaner, Kay. Watch that sentence construction. `;-).

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  6. naomi dagen bloom11:38 PM

    sounds like a riff on a viagra commercial--much improved!

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  7. I believe that the wife should never count to 4.

    10-4 Willy

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  8. Kay, it was even funnier here!

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  9. I don't even wanna know, Alice!!! LOL

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