A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be truly and incredibly rude.
Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested.
Why, y'all ask?
He was charged with . . .
. . . making an obscene clone fall.
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That was laugh-out-loud funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
LOL Yeah, it is!!! And it's short enough that you can remember it easily to tell to pals, i.e., if you can keep from cracking up when you get to the punchline. LOL
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself. I have to write things down if I want to tell jokes to my friends. I used to make fun of my mother when she called me and read her latest joke to me. Now, I do the same thing.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteI always have a difficult time telling jokes because my mind is thinking ahead and I am always cracking myself up before I get to the punch line.
There is only one joke that I've ever been able to relay because I have never been able to remember the whole thing. The lone exception is a (very bad) off-color joke that a professor told in an English class back in 1957. I didn't even know what it meant! Maybe the humiliation is what made it stick in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI like your groaners!
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