Kent McKamy of KentsUSDrive who has contributed often to this feature sent along this goody. It's isn't strictly a groaner and I'm not a huge fan of blonde jokes (I contend that hair color has nothing to do with being an airhead and that all air heads are not women) but it gave me a pretty good laugh and a pretty good grrrroooooaaaaan.
Ken walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 p.m. news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Ken and asked, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Ken said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Ken placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Ken, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Ken replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 p.m. news and I knew he'd jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Ken took the money.