Kay: We had an awful lot of snow this past weekend.
Loyal sidekick: How much snow did you have, Kay?
Kay: We had so much snow that I contemplated posting a Christmas groaner today!
Seriously, the above thought did cross my mind but instead I scoured the archives for a truly great groaner that would give y'all a truly heartfelt grrrrooooaaannn. Enjoy!!!!
A local monastery was nearly bankrupt and they were in danger of losing the abbey. The abbot was at a loss as to what to do. He called a meeting of the brothers and, after a lengthy discussion a vote was held and they decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.
One day, a man knocked on the door When one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?" The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar . . . "
"You want the chip monk."
(The Kay runs for cover)