It's Monday already and if I do say so myself, this week's groaner is par excellence -- I found it hiding in the depths of my archives and coaxed it out for your enjoyment! Please give it the hearty grooooooaaaaaaaaannnnn it deserves!!!
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. And you ask why he chose the man who was reading?
Because . . .
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp!!!!!