Here are a few short groooaaaaannnns to help you celebrate our country's birthday!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
Happy Blogging!!!!!!
Kay
ha ha. Or groan groan. I'm going to pry your source out of you.
ReplyDeleteLOL No pry bar necessary -- we'll giggle over lunch!
DeleteWhat is covered in the US flag and can loosen nuts? The Star Spangled Spanner!
ReplyDeleteLOL Excellent!!!!!! I'll add it to the archives!!!! Then again, it might be too British for some of us Yanks. Never mind that -- I love it!!!!
DeleteOh yes! They are perfect groaners for this special celebration of the year.
ReplyDeleteThis great nation probably won't survive those! We'll have to be alert on the 4th to see if a barrage of fireworks comes your way in retaliation.
ReplyDeleteKay--"Yankee Poodle" is the best. Thanks for all of them!
ReplyDeletejams o donnell--There you go, throwing a wrench into our celebration. (Sorry, I couldn't help myself!) Thanks for a good one.
Cop Car
LOL Perfect!!!!! Jams is my favorite Irishman and he always is good for a laugh or groooaaannn!
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