Monday, May 07, 2012
It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!
Here are few one-liners that should keep y'all grooooaaannning until next week!!!!!
* I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
* Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
* England has no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool.
* All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
And last but certainly not least: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.