It's Martin Luther King Day, but somehow I don't think a groaner in his honor would be appropriate, so I'll make a belated post on the great man later this week because God knows given the insanity going on in this country, we all really need a good (?) grooooaaaaannnn. I think Dr. King would appreciate that.
I tripped across this "gem" (eyes rolling) that an old friend sent along . . .
Jack made his way through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back!"