'Tis the season . . . for Christmas groaners!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
A wealthy yacht owner decided to give his crew a Christmas party in
port. He went ashore to round up evergreens, food, musicians and gifts.
When he returned, he found all the greens being installed, but on the
wrong ship. "Ahoy!" he shouted, running down the dock
"You're treeing up the wrong barque."