Monday, November 14, 2011

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!

It's time for your weekly groooaaannn!!!! Here are a couple one-liners that left me shaking my head and groaning so hard that my Thinking Cap fell off!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!

* If you jump off the bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.

* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* Shotgun wedding - it's a case of wife or death.

Happy Blogging!!!!!!

Kay

9 comments:

  1. Good groaners. I like Dijon vu. Ha Ha !!!

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  2. Dreadful stuff. Keep em coming Kay!

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  3. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Kay--I'm with Darlene!
    Cop Car
    P.S. Come to think of it, I'm with Jams, too.

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  4. I always eat safely.

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  5. Actually, these are hilarious!!! Thanks for a happy Monday!

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  6. A sixfer! Dijon vu is my favorite, too.

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  7. Good ones Kay. 'I like 'em...I really like 'em.' ~Joy

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  8. those are so terrible they are Sooo funny

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  9. Outstanding groaners!

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