It's time for your weekly groooaaannn!!!! Here are a couple one-liners that left me shaking my head and groaning so hard that my Thinking Cap fell off!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
* If you jump off the bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* Shotgun wedding - it's a case of wife or death.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!
Kay
Good groaners. I like Dijon vu. Ha Ha !!!
ReplyDeleteDreadful stuff. Keep em coming Kay!
ReplyDeleteKay--I'm with Darlene!
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P.S. Come to think of it, I'm with Jams, too.
I always eat safely.
ReplyDeleteActually, these are hilarious!!! Thanks for a happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteA sixfer! Dijon vu is my favorite, too.
ReplyDeleteGood ones Kay. 'I like 'em...I really like 'em.' ~Joy
ReplyDeletethose are so terrible they are Sooo funny
ReplyDeleteOutstanding groaners!
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