Monday, December 13, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

Thanks to every one who stopped by with congrats yesterday!!! Your friendship and support keeps me going!!!!!

I'm starting the Christmas groaners season!!! This one also has Star Wars theme!!!

Long ago Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker had a battle over Cloud City.
The depiction of that fight in the Lucas film was fairly accurate,
but it left out a few details.

It seems that, during the course of the fracas, more words were
exchanged while the two of them were temporarily clenched with their
weapons locked against each other, and apparently the director must have
felt that some editing would make the dialogue a bit snappier, so some
was snipped out. So here's what they said to each other . . .

Vader: "Luke, there is something that you do not know."

Luke: "What's that?"

Vader: "Luke, I know, beyond doubt, what you are getting for Christmas."

Luke: "You're wrong. You can't know that."

Vader: "Nevertheless, it is so."

Luke: "I don't believe you! This isn't possible!"

Vader: "Trust me, Luke, I do know what you are getting for Christmas. I know
it with the same degree of certainly as I know of the inevitability of
the failure of your pitiful rebellion."

Luke: "You can't know that. The rebellion will succeed!"

Vader: "I know a great many things, Luke. Join with me, let me show you the
true power of the Dark Side of the force, and together we can destroy
the emperor!"

Luke: "Is that why you think you know what I'm going to get for Christmas?
You think your mastery of the Dark Side can show you the future?"

Vader: "The Dark Side shows me many things, Luke, but I did not need it for this."

Luke: "Then how do you know what I'm getting?"

Vader: "It's very simple, Luke . . . I have felt your presents."

Errrrrrrrrr . . . I gotta/better run! LOL

Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!



  1. that is too silly for words!

  2. ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH! A Groaner alright!
    CONGRATS ON 1000 Posts....THAT IS FABULOUS!!!!!

  3. May the Farce be with you.

  4. Hattie: lol that is the point!

    Naomi: Indeed!!! Thanks!!!!

    Robert: The perfect retort!!!! I love it!!!! Live long and perspire!

  5. Another terrible offering Kay. As ever, more please!

  6. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Kay--I groaned so loudly that Hunky Husband came in to see what was going on. Good one!

    Robert--You, too, are bad!

    Cop Car

  7. I'd be busy groaning but I'm so happy to say ...

    Happy 1000!!

    and many, many more!!

  8. Are you snowed in, Kay? You didn't post today. This is a real groaner! Carrie Fisher has a new book out--our own Princess Leia.

  9. Oh, well told!!!

    Absolutely loved it. And wait 'til I tell my dad -- guaranteed he tells it back to me for Christmas.



  10. Oh, double groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


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