A friend sent a long this gem as a blonde joke. However, I really don't like blonde jokes much -- mostly because we all have 'blonde moments' regardless of gender, hair color, religion, race, ethnicity, or handicap. Soooooooo I edited out 'blonde' and y'all fill in the blanks with whoever/whatever you want. (I used Sarah Palin.)
On his/her way home from a long trip, a _________ drove past a sign that said "Clean Restrooms 8 Miles". (editor's note: he/she wasn't on the Ohio Turnpike)
By the time he/she had driven eight miles, he/she had cleaned 43 restrooms!!!!
Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!