I tripped across this gem in my travels across the 'Net and it left me giggling!!!! Enjoy!!!!
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife countered, "Is that what you really want?"
"Yes!" he replied.
So she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all his beer.
Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!