Monday, March 01, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!

Kent McKamy sent this gem along. While they're not exactly groaners, a couple that I could identify with gave me some pretty darned good goooooaaaannns!!!! Enjoy!!!!

HITS OF THE 60'S. It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Cash--- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba--- Denture Queen
14 Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!



  1. Siiigh.... Oh so true! This is me to a tee!

  2. these are priceless!!

  3. Remember when the idea of an old hippie seemed ludicrous?

  4. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Hey, I was one of the very first baby boomers, having been born in January 1946, so I can truly relate to those songs! LOL.

  5. LOL Someone is listening when I groan.

  6. LOL, I loved this. Thanks for the laughs :)


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