Monday, January 11, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!

I have a feeling that as I fast, etc., and prepare for my test tomorrow that I'm going to be groooaaaannnning but not laughing very much but I do hope y'all will get an excellent groooaaannn from these one-liner goodies that came from a list I enjoy.

* Did you hear the one about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie.

* Did you hear the one about the cowboy who was made out of paper?
He was arrested for rustling.

* Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

* What do farmers give their wives on their birthdays?
Hogs and kisses!

* Did you hear the one about the cannibal who went to a fancy restaurant?
He ordered the waiter.

* What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

Kay

7 comments:

  1. Gah those are just awful!!!

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  2. Dear Kay, Kay, Kay, what were you thinking? Paper cowboys that rustle? Gotta be my favorite. Happy week to you and happy testing:)

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  3. LOL, LOL...AL very very cute, my dear...! Good luck with that test! I'll be thinking of you.

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  4. LOL, I loved them, brought a smile to my face :)

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  5. Thank you for the Monday Groans, Kay. Good luck with your test tomorrow. I'm not one for enjoying fasting or "cleansing" preps for tests.

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  6. Anonymous7:18 PM

    Kay, read those groaners to son and DIL and they got a chuckle. Thank you.
    Best of luck with the tests.
    Genie

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  7. Mice Krispies...my favorite...and only for the coolest of cats. :)

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