Monday, January 11, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!

I have a feeling that as I fast, etc., and prepare for my test tomorrow that I'm going to be groooaaaannnning but not laughing very much but I do hope y'all will get an excellent groooaaannn from these one-liner goodies that came from a list I enjoy.

* Did you hear the one about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie.

* Did you hear the one about the cowboy who was made out of paper?
He was arrested for rustling.

* Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

* What do farmers give their wives on their birthdays?
Hogs and kisses!

* Did you hear the one about the cannibal who went to a fancy restaurant?
He ordered the waiter.

* What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!



  1. Gah those are just awful!!!

  2. Dear Kay, Kay, Kay, what were you thinking? Paper cowboys that rustle? Gotta be my favorite. Happy week to you and happy testing:)

  3. LOL, LOL...AL very very cute, my dear...! Good luck with that test! I'll be thinking of you.

  4. LOL, I loved them, brought a smile to my face :)

  5. Thank you for the Monday Groans, Kay. Good luck with your test tomorrow. I'm not one for enjoying fasting or "cleansing" preps for tests.

  6. Anonymous7:18 PM

    Kay, read those groaners to son and DIL and they got a chuckle. Thank you.
    Best of luck with the tests.

  7. Mice favorite...and only for the coolest of cats. :)


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