I have a feeling that as I fast, etc., and prepare for my test tomorrow that I'm going to be groooaaaannnning but not laughing very much but I do hope y'all will get an excellent groooaaannn from these one-liner goodies that came from a list I enjoy.
* Did you hear the one about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie.
* Did you hear the one about the cowboy who was made out of paper?
He was arrested for rustling.
* Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
* What do farmers give their wives on their birthdays?
Hogs and kisses!
* Did you hear the one about the cannibal who went to a fancy restaurant?
He ordered the waiter.
* What do cats eat for breakfast?