Friday, August 14, 2009

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

Kent McKamy of kentsusdrive sends me some of the best jokes of anyone I know. Today I found this wonderful almost but not quite groooaaannnn from him that I think y'all will really give y'all a genuine, first class groooaaannn as well as some giggles if not some hearty knee slaps!!!! Enjoy!!!

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really donna a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple of bambinos."

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?"


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!



  1. Oh yes... that does deserve a groan or two in a timely manner.

  2. Ahhh...Italian jokes. You don't hear a lot of those in southeast Tennessee!

    Thanks for the day-brightener!

  3. I am forwarding that groaner right this minute.


  4. Oh, that is definitely a good one. I am rolling in the aisle.

  5. I love that one!

  6. Loved it, Kay!!


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