Friday, July 31, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Alice of My Wintersong has been a travellin' gal these days -- she even was in the high Andes of Peru which her beloved husband captured on film!!! According, to her they've got bugs that would give me the willies! Still, I envy her the opportunity to visit exotic places. Stop by and visit.

Kids Are Quick!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, first off, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No ma'am, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, ma'am. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Ah oldies but goldies Kay! Excellent!

  2. I just love the "darndest things" that kids say and these are priceless.

  3. Nancy8:49 AM

    Hi Kay,

    Thanks for printing these funny stories.
    I love the things kids say.

    The Sunday school teacher asked a boy who was the first man.

    The boy said,"Hoss"

    The teacher said,"No, Adam was the first man."

    The kid said," Oh, I knew it was one of them Cartwright boys."

  4. Anonymous9:09 AM

    You always make me chuckle.

  5. Kids say the darndest things! These oldies were fun to hear again.

  6. I enjoyed Alice's Peru post. My daughter just went to Ecuador, and if she ever sends me her photos, I'll post some.

  7. Hope you're feeling better and profiting from your own groaners.


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