Monday, June 15, 2009

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!

I dug around in the archives and found this gen-yoo-wine, guaran-damn-teed gem to make y'all groooaaannn. If y'all don't, I'll be flabbergasted. Enjoy!!!!!!

A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but none of those present could help but notice that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also made of paper. Truth be told, even his chaps, pants, and boots were paper, including the spurs. Inevitably the sheriff arrested him.

"Why?" y'all ask?


. . . for rustling, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

8 comments:

  1. Okay, you were right - you really made me groan. Good one.

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  2. Nancy9:30 AM

    Kay,

    That story elicited a mighty grooooooan...

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  3. I love when I come over here and it is time for the groaner of the week. Loved both of them. I hope you are feeling better soon.

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  4. Hope all the groans you're hearing are healing. Ya gotta get to feeling better and be in shape for OSU football season. Practice is going to be upon you before you know it.

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  5. Delightful groaner......thank you. Hope you are feeling better. :)

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