Friday, June 19, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Thursday was a day from hell and all I want to do is run away and hide but I can't deny y'all your Friday groooaaannnn!!!!!!!

My dear friend, Fran, of Sacred Ordinary sent along this excellent groooaaannn that a friend shared with her. I just love how y'all are so kind as to pass these on to me. God knows I love collecting groaners and never cease to be delighted and amazed when they appear in my email. I am sure y'all are gonna loooooooooooooove this one!

We were celebrating the one hundredth anniversary of our church and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. In the middle of the liturgy, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking them, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?" There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered gravely:


"He's the one you can move diagonally."


GRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

11 comments:

  1. GRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

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  2. Hee hee!

    (and I hope you have a weekend that makes everything better!)

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  3. Gracious! It's Friday already? Holey Moley! Grooooan....

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  4. Love that one ....LOL

    Hope you are feeling better and your ankle also

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  5. Yep, that's a groaner.

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  6. That's cute!
    Hope you get better, Kay.
    xxoo
    ~a

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  7. everybody knows a REAL bishop can't move at all

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  8. Good one. I hope things begin looking up for you and you feel better.

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  9. I was a true groaner......ahhhhhhh I needed that! Thank you Kay D

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  10. Haha definitely a good one!

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  11. Ah, Kay, you used it. Thanks for the plug! I'm so sorry this is such a rough patch for you. I'll catch up on some entries I've missed.

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