Monday, May 18, 2009

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

I wandered deep into the archives for this oldie but goody and I'm sure my ears will be ringing like the bells of Notre Dame when y'all read it!!!!! If you don't get a truly excellent groooaaannn, I will be thoroughly srunned and amnazed.

An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.

"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back."

The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man.

"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.

The ailing brave answered . . .

"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!
Kay

9 comments:

  1. Aaaaack! That was definitely a 10 for groaners.

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  2. Thosse dang maladays sure have a way of hanging on don't they? Good groaner Kay.

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  3. that was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...LOL

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  4. Oh no! I'd call this one "The Groaner of the Month!" :)

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  5. tsk....that is stunningly BAD

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  6. Now my head really aches. I have a legitimate reason for groaning at this one.

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  7. A groaner with a chuckle for me. :)

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