Friday, May 22, 2009

The Friday Groaner

The Friday Groaner is late today. I scheduled two posts to post at midnight on consecurtive days and accidently reversed the order. Sigh. Sorry.

Kent McKamy of KentsUSDrive sent this a while back and I thought it funny albeit probably "more truth than poetry" as my Daddy used to say and not a groaner in the strictest sense, it gave me a giggle. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads the first page:

REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!


GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

6 comments:

  1. Hope you have a super weekend!
    ♥ HUGS ♥

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  2. hahaha....i think i have a weird sense of humor. thanks for the laff...
    happy weekend!

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  3. hahaha....i think i have a weird sense of humor. thanks for the laff...
    happy weekend!

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  4. Kay D;

    Sad ...but I'm afraid it's true!
    Have a great holiday weekend!

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  5. That reminds me of some headlines I've seen!!

    I'm trying to catch up on reading blogs tonight, Kay!

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  6. This is a really good one, Kay. Thanks.

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