Friday, April 17, 2009

The Friday Groaner!

Here is the next installment of CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS from my dear friend Susan of Suzzwords. I'm sure you will enjoy them and groooaaannn heartily!!!! Keep in mind that there are more of these coming!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!

* The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little . . . behind in his work.

* No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be . . . stationery.

* A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for . . . littering.

And I know that Claude is simply going to loooooove this last one! And oh yeah, Jams will love it, too!

* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in . . . Linoleum Blownapart.

GROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

11 comments:

  1. Mon dieu! fantastique!

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  2. Ha! Thanks for the Friday giggles! :D

    Have a great weekend!!

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  3. Happy Birthday, Kay and hope your year ahead will be a sweet one and give you the good things the last year had denied

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  4. They say its your birthday, well Happy Birthday to ya. I tried to sing it the way the Beatles do but the old voice isn't what it used to be :)
    I like the jokes, have a good week end

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  5. Nice friday jokes... I like it

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  6. Ughhh!

    Happy Birth Day

    10-4 Willy

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  7. I didn't know it was your birthday. Have a very happy one, Kay.

    A giggle for your groaners.

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  8. OH YEA!!! These are good ...got some nice groans out of them...until the last one. I had to laugh out loud on that one, for real - LOUD.

    Keep them coming, I love'em!

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  9. These are great! I especially love the one on littering!

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