This came in on on my Joke-A-Day Calendar which really surprised me since most of the stuff is pretty awful. However, this lil' goody left me laughing and groaning!!! I hope y'all do, too!
Samuel told his 5-year-old daughter Maisie to say her prayers before she went to sleep.
She said, “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. And good-bye, Grampa.”
Before he could ask her why she said goodbye to her Grampa, Maisie was asleep.
The next day Grampa died. That night Samuel heard Maisie say as she dozed off, “God bless Mommy and Daddy. And good-bye Grandma.”
The next day Grandma died. That night, he heard Maisie say as she dozed off, “God bless Mommy. And good-bye Daddy.”
The next day Samuel was such a nervous wreck that he didn’t get out of his chair at work till midnight.
When he got home, he told his wife, “I’m fine now but I just had the worst day of my life.”
She replied, “What about me? In the middle of my lesson, my tennis instructor dropped dead!”