Friday, January 30, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Kent McKamy of kentsusdrive comes up with the damnedest things. This is the latest and it's a bit bawdy so be warned. I think y'all will laugh and groan simultaneously!!!! You might even laugh so hard you cry -- I did!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

Dating in the '60s

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room -- she's not quite ready yet. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced Tea?"

"Iced tea, please." Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, and maybe take a walk on the beach . . ."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Really?" Fred replied with raised eyebrows.

"Oh yes!" her mother continued, "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began formulating alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a circle skirt, her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred with a smile.

"Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.

A half hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The damn dance is called the Twist!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. I didn't see that coming! Thanks you for the nice chuckle.

  2. I didn't see it coming either! There is always a generation gap, isn't there?

  3. name is Peggy and I lol . Thanks Kay for the laugh...gets the weekend off to a good start!

  4. No, I did not see that coming.
    Thanks Kay.
    Made me smile for a while.

  5. Well, y'all are obviously much younger than me because NO mother in 1960 would ever say that to a young man who was taking out her precious daughter. In 1960, I was 13 and the thought of a young man coming near me had my daddy heading to get his shotgun out of the closet. The daughter of a guy I went to high school with went to high school with my son who told me that Tom showed guys who came to take her out his gun cabinet -- he heard it from one of his buddies. Some parents are still protective.

  6. Anonymous5:59 PM

    I was chastized at work in 1959 for saying that I had "been screwed". It didn't occur to me that a term that was used in engineering school, without a second thought, was considered bawdy in the real world!

    Thanks for the laugh, Kay!
    Cop Car

  7. I could just see that young man with his hopes up high only to be let down!!!!

    (that's a groaner too)

  8. Kay;

    check out my blog when you get a chance. I left an award there for you to pick up!

  9. Kay;

    Love y'all too! My new Ohio friend.

    Left an award for you on my blog next time you visit !

  10. I'm going........No She Did NOT !!
    Too funny!

  11. Haha THat's hilarious!


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