Kent McKamy of kentsusdrive comes up with the damnedest things. This is the latest and it's a bit bawdy so be warned. I think y'all will laugh and groan simultaneously!!!! You might even laugh so hard you cry -- I did!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
Dating in the '60s
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room -- she's not quite ready yet. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced Tea?"
"Iced tea, please." Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, and maybe take a walk on the beach . . ."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Really?" Fred replied with raised eyebrows.
"Oh yes!" her mother continued, "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began formulating alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a circle skirt, her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred with a smile.
"Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.
A half hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The damn dance is called the Twist!"