Friday, January 09, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Darlene of Darlene's Hodgepodge sent this goodie along and described it as a "terrible groaner" but I think it's worthy of an excellent groooaaannn. Y'all can judge for yourselves. Enjoy!!!!


A mother and father lion went off hunting and left their two cubs behind. The cubs had been told not to wander off but cubs will be cubs.

Soooooooooo when two small wildebeests walked past, the two small lionssimply could not resist the urge to try out their hunting skills. They carefully stalked them and ambushed them.
Then they quickly killed the wee wildebeests and ate them.

As the baby lions were finishing their snack, they spied their parents approaching in the distance and quickly cleaned up the detritus.

One of the cubs turned to the other and said . . .

"Well, that was the end of the gnus. Here come the head lions again."

GRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

  1. I don't get it, Kay. Spell it out for me, OK?

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  2. I don't believe you, Fran.....LOL


    That's baaaaaaaad, Kay!

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  3. I'm not Kay, but since I submitted this baaad groaner I will explain it to Fran; gnus = news. head lions = headlines. Now read it again with the substitutions and you will get it.

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  4. Nancy7:02 PM

    GOOD ONE, DARLENE!!!!!!!!

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  5. omg...that's really baaad

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  6. Ya know I love ya M.E. Groaner are s'posed to be bad!!!! lol

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