Monday, December 29, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dug around the archives and found a genuine gem that should give y'a a truly excellent groooaaannn!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, AND I've tried every sort of marinade. I simply can't cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know -- the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder . . . those are friars!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Oh, Lord. I'm groaning, for sure!

  2. Hahahahaha. I like that one!


  3. High cholesterol as well.
    Too funny!

  4. The loin cuts, otherwise known as 'religious nuts', are particularly tough, I'm told ;-)

  5. This is always a fun groaner.

  6. Ouch! That was a tough groaner.

  7. Grooooaaaannnn! :-)

  8. Exceptional groaner. Love it!

  9. Kay,

    Loved the story about the cannibals and wish to add the story of the two cannibals returning to their camp after a hunting trip. As they approached their compound they saw that their tribe had the missionaries in the big black pot but there was no fire under it and one cannibal said to the other.......

    "Oh,no, don't tell me, cold cuts again tonight!


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