A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men, one sitting under a tree reading a book and the other typing away at his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him instantly.
And why, y'all ask, did he choose the man who was reading?
Because . . .
. . . even the king of the jungle knows that
readers digest and writers cramp!