Monday, November 10, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

I dug into the archives and I discovered this truly excellent oldie to start your week with a healthy and hearty groooaaannn!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!

A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men, one sitting under a tree reading a book and the other typing away at his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him instantly.

And why, y'all ask, did he choose the man who was reading?

Because . . .

. . . even the king of the jungle knows that
readers digest and writers cramp!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, that's a Groaner all right! Might have to plagiarize it before the day's out...

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  2. You are right.
    GROOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN for this one.
    Have a great day Kay.

    Bear((( )))

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  3. Because the typist hadn't got to the end of the line?

    wait for it!
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    carriage return,
    lion feed ;-)

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