Nancy Leitz sent this very timely and very funny groooaaaannn along. I think, given the state of the market, y'all should pay close attention to her advice -- she sounds like she has it right!!!!!!
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company.
Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can; hold your Water and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful.
(Sure sounds like she's got the straight poop -- pun definitely intended!!!)