Monday, October 20, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

I rummaged through the archives and came upon a truly excellent groooaaannn start your day! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!! It's a hoot!!!!!!!

It's an old story in the annals of history. A wicked and ugly king held a beautiful princess as his captive and although her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was absolutely hideous. She waited day and night in the tower dungeon looking out the dungeon window with hope and watching and waiting for the knight who would free her from her prison and wretched wardrobe.

There were some attempts to rescue her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress which gave new meaning to the word 'ugly'. After the most recent knight fled in horror at the sight of the horrific frock, the princess wept inconsolably for hours. Not one to hold back, the evil old king laughed as he jeered . . .

"See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress!!!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. My hobby is to turn jokes into verse. I rather fancy 'doing something' with your Damsel story. O.K?

  2. Ouch!!!

    How are you feeling today?
    Gentle bear hugs to you.

    Bear((( )))

  3. naomi dagen bloom10:48 AM


    you're a model for us all the way you keep on with these groaners!

    hope you got my overlong comment on how ultimately Claritin treated my mystery ailment--not an allergy.

    yours, naomi, using different identity to see if it works!

  4. Uarrggghh! What a pun!
    Definitely skirting with danger ;-)

  5. LOL, LOL...I Love It! (Groaning just a little bit....)

  6. Sandi -- How in the hell can a bi-racial person be racist? I think this has to rankas the stupidest comment ever posted on this blog.

  7. Rinkly -- go for it! AND I want to see the result so let me know when you post it.

    Bear -- you are tooooo sweet!!!

    Naomi -- Thank! I'm just trying to keep y'all giggling a bit in these difficult times.

    Stu & Naomi -- I'm glad y'all liked it. I thought it a hoot!


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