Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

I've had this one sitting in the queue for a while. Colleen of Meanderings (a really interesting read and Colleen is one of one of the sweetest bloggers I know) sent it a while back and while it doesn't strictly fit the definition of a groaner, it gave me a truly hearty laugh and a healthy groan!!!! Hope y'all enjoy it too.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warning me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people who would name their Rottweiler Jesus."


Happy Blogging!!!!



  1. Nancy1:16 PM

    That was sooooo funny. I never saw it coming.

    Thanks for that one, Colleen...

  2. I always enjoy your groaners and Jesus, that was a good one!


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