Friday, November 30, 2007

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

It's Friday and we have another oldie but goodie from my friend Nancy Leitz. The best part is you get to sing again so get ready!!!!! This will give you a really great grooooaaannnnnnnn!

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He is directed to see a Ms. Patty Mack, the loan officer on duty. They discuss the terms of the loan -- amount, interest, etc. and Ms. Mack asks him, as loan officers always do, "What do you have for collateral?

Kermit opens his attache case and gently places a small figurine on the desk, Ms. Mack, in the snotty tone bankers often take when displeased, says, "I'm sorry I can't accept that as collateral -- it's just a cheap knick knack."

The bank manager happened to walk by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless . . . .

Okay now -- get ready to sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's no knick knack, Patty Mack! Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 comment:

  1. Stu Savory1:51 PM

    Why has Mick Jagger never had an affair with Kate Moss, the beautiful UK photo model?

    Rolling Stones gather no Moss ;-)


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