Monday, October 08, 2007

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!

It's Monday again -- and no, you can't avoid it no matter how much you want to hang on to a really great weekend!!!!!! The good news is that I have a truly great groaner for you!!!!!! If this doesn't make y'all grooooooaaaaannnnn and maybe even laugh, I recommend a visit to your doctor to have your sense of humor checked!

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed.

A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid in part up front. The man opened up his wallet and displayed the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

Unknown to Artie, the entire proceeding were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.

And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

"Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Booooooo! I saw that one coming, but couldn't quite put it all together.

  2. The weeks fly by! Are you sure you're not posting a groaner a day? They always make me smile.

  3. Loved it. Thanks for the laugh. I wish I had one to add. I have a neighbor who is very good with these groaners. Think I am going to have to go visit him.

  4. Good groaner Kay. :)

  5. This one is almost beyond belief and I am groaning out loud because everyone is gone from where I am reading at work.

  6. Hey y'all --

    Exactly the reaction I was going for! LOL

  7. first time visters but I now know why you title your blogs the way you do- have a good week

  8. Kay,Kay. Tsk,tsk. LOL


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